EGGS are coming out of my ass!

My refridgerator is full to the brim from one week's worth of eggs. Those hens are cranking out at 100% capacity. (9 eggs per day) Everything in this basket is what I collected in ONE WEEK. This is minus the five or so eggs I accidentally dropped from handling them badly. So, I am taking all these eggs to work with me tomorrow for my co-workers. These farm fresh brown eggs are the most delicious eggs you'll ever eat. The same thing goes for that white mass you see in the picture. (LOL!)


11 Comments:
What is that Unidentified Flying Object hovering above those delicious eggs? Funny post ;)
The picture would have been far more effective and believeable without the boxer-briefs...
I agree with Spider, BrettC! Those soft white arse cheeks might have even passed of for two large round eggs. Wahoo! At least you have the right idea of sharing your bounty with the people in your office. Ooops! I don't think that came out right. {LMOA}
My favorite part (of course) is the bit o' bulge that you can see hanging down.
Nice eggs.
I felt my cholesteral rise just looking at your butt.
The natural caged free eggs are so much better than those white eggs in the store. It looks like your getting broody and ready to set on the eggs for 21 days. peep, peep.
lol, one day I've got to meet you Brett, I bet people around you always have a permanent smile on their face!
I guess the question is who came first? The eggs or the white mass?
FEDEX me some!
I was afraid of boring my readers to tears when I wrote two posts about eggs recently, but it seems like egg posts are ultra-hip; like the "eggregate" demand is high in Blogland. :-)
(Just for the records: This doesn't mean that I was bored by your post--no offense intended.)
We'd all love to find out for sure how good it is...
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