Making Your Own Sh*t List
Do any of you guys carry around a Shit List in your head? Do you know what I am talking about? You may say... "Oh... he's SO on my Shit List!" Or ... "You are now #1 on my Shit List!" My current Shit List carries a couple people who were former friends of mine, but who I now give a "GO TO HELL" look to. I am not even counting certain bloggers (COUGH) that haven't added my blog yet. They were swiftly served with quick retribution from Mommie Dearest. That's all high school girlish. No... the people who are on my shit list are individuals who have REALLY gotten under my skin.Brett's Shit List
1. Chip-On-Shoulders Queen: This person is one who I actually may get into a fistfight one day. He loathes every fiber of my being. Something about me being popular, fuckable, and fabulous sticks a thorn in his big butt. But you know what? He is Baton Rouge's most despised gay man. Ask anyone from Louisiana, Texas or Mississippi and they'll say the same thing --- "OH... I HATE HIM!" Yeah, he is the #1 most blocked person on every gay cruising site. He has been trying to bait me by trying to use an Ex of mine to get my goat. I am tired of this pissing contest. I think he has done just enough to warrant a knuckle-fist sandwich delivered by moi. One ASS KICKING would probably do him good. What would it accomplish? It would fix that bad ass attitude that has long caused great misery to others. I think he really loves being a mean bully. The locals would cheer me knocking his lights out. TRUST ME!
2. BOQ-FQ (Bitter Old Queen - French Quarter): This is one bitchy barfly (not that there is anything wrong with being a barfly). If you say one thing or take one action that does not sit well with Miss BOQ-FQ, your bridge is burned with her until eternity. I was taught as a Catholic to forgive others. Something I am very good at. Well, some people just can't get past any disappointment ... PERIOD. When Miss BOQ-FQ dramatically set a torch to my bridge and burned it down to crispy ash, I thought I must have done something wrong. Short of apologizing for my mere existence, I soon began to realize that there is something very wrong with HER! I watch from the sidelines every weekend with great amazement as I see bridges smoldering around her. How sad that she takes such delight in permanently truncating paths. Let's hope she doesn't die a lonely Miss BOQ-FQ one day.
3. BadBoy#1, BadBoy#2, BadBoy#3, etc.: This is reserved for every bad boy that I have ever foolishly chased after. I don't know why I have a weakness for bad boys. They look like trouble, they smell like trouble, and in the end I always get burned by them. When will I ever learn?
Who is on your Shit List?
posted by Brettcajun at Monday, July 10, 2006
11 Comments:
I don't have one.
I'm pretty much laid-back with people (surprisingly) unless you do something to me specifically to piss me off -- like put me on THEIR shitlist.
Yes, I have a shit list, but it's pretty much reserved for people who owe me money.
On the other hand, from their description I can kinda tell how the two you wrote about made it onto yours.
I absolutely have a shit list...and it seems the older I get, the longer my list becomes. I have to remind my friends 'It Is All About Me', with the exception of you Brett, and then ones that listen remain in my good graces. The ones that forget one too many times, BAM, they are added with little or no chance of ever being removed...unless they swallow of course. Maybe someday we can compare lists, to see whos is bigger???
Well Brett Dearest! You know me of course since you manage to incoporate me into your post yesterday. Always look for some good and work on getting the person to change. I know it doesn't work all the time but I give it a chance. But I do have an empty shi*tlist in my head that occasionally gets populated, even if for a brief period. Hugs my Mommie Dearest!
Whatever head-game-playing sadist that composed the final exam I had to take this morning is the sole occupant of my list right now.
I don't really have a shit list.....Once I feel that someone has betrayed me to a point of being worthy of being on a shitlist.....I somehow just delete em from my memory.....don't even waste my time thinking about them.....and if I run into them....I just say hi, smile, and keep on walking.....maybe that's my problem....I need a shit list :P
Nope, Marc .. that's exactly the right approach :)
I guess there are a lot of people that should be on my list - but I figure they're just not worth the time.
I am one of those guys that will give you the shirt off my back and do anything in the world for you until I find out you have fucked me over - and then, I will make your life a living hell - I will be your very worst enemy... I have 3 people on my shit list - all three former employers... all 3 are women - can you say Prada...
Gee, I have any people in my life that deserve to be on a "shit list".
ok, i'm from new orleans, born and raised, i'm sure i know #2... spill, who is it??? lol... i've got like 3 guesses... but really, do you really give a shit what a barfly thinks/does???? just asking... dbv
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