Here comes the giant dodgeball that is Category 4 Hurricane Rita. Will you Texans kindly move to the right? Soon my home will be filled with Houston, TX evacuees. Welcome Texans! We from Louisiana will kindly welcome our dear neighbors who have been such a tremendous help to us.
Well, you have blizzards up there... we have hurricanes down South. Topeka gets tornados. San Francisco gets Earthquakes. New York gets terrorist attacks. In the south, hurricanes are disasters you can count on every year.
Toronto, is the sweet spot. Everything goes north or south of us. Not to brag or anything. Really major snow storms are rare, thanks Buffalo, Earthquakes are rarer, one hurricane in 1955 that they still talk about.
Of course, then we become the laughing stock of the country, we get one major snow storm and the mayor calls the army out to help.
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why do people live near the ocean again?
Really I mean...
:p
Well, you have blizzards up there... we have hurricanes down South. Topeka gets tornados. San Francisco gets Earthquakes. New York gets terrorist attacks. In the south, hurricanes are disasters you can count on every year.
Move to Oregon. We have a volcano nearby, but that thing is just full of hot air. It's never gonna actually blow.
Toronto, is the sweet spot. Everything goes north or south of us. Not to brag or anything. Really major snow storms are rare, thanks Buffalo, Earthquakes are rarer, one hurricane in 1955 that they still talk about.
Of course, then we become the laughing stock of the country, we get one major snow storm and the mayor calls the army out to help.
Sad.
Trying to avoid mother nature isn't the answer. Sweet-talking her is!
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