1st Annual Brettcajun Blogger Awards!
The Bree Van De Kamp AwardBuffTuff wins this category. Of all my favorite bloggers, Buff is the one that most emulates Bree Van De Kamp. He is always filled with suggestions to do just about anything. You can just imagine Buff ringing your doorbell and greeting you with a basket of warm muffins. He will promptly tell you how special those muffins are, how he made it, and that he needs his basket back in a few days.
The Attention Whore AwardThis is one award that all you bitches qualify for! BUT... I must painfully narrow it down to a few choice contenders. The field is SO WIDE... this is too hard to pick the candidates. I finally settled on: Scotty, Vince, E-Brechi, BFLJock79, and Brettcajun. (If I didn't include myself, I know you bitches would riot and call for my HEAD!) After much careful consideration with fairness in mind.... DRUM ROLL PLEASE... the winner is.... Brettcajun! ME ME ME... I WON! I WON! I am THE ATTENTION WHORE!!! I WON SOMETHING! YES! I REALLY DO LOVE ME! I LOVE ME! I DO ! I DO! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
The Drama Queen Award
Someone is SHITTING right now. You KNOW who you are! I am going to have to nominate Sean (Defect Effect) for getting so fed up with his local friends he deleted his whole damned blog! What balls and gusto you have there my friend! Also, AtlSingleMan, who will hunt you down and pester you into eternity if you don't dare return his emails or IMs. But I have to award this prize to the one blogger who so most richly DESERVES it. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. You live and breathe drama. YOU ARE THE DRAMA QUEEN! The winner of The Drama Queen Award is... SCOTTY!
Writer's Cramp AwardThe nomination for these awards are as follows: Shaun , BitterBull, Sean (Defect Effect) and GeekSlut. The hands down winner of this award would have to be Bitter Bull. Danny writes about once a month (like a period), but it is always an excellent job when he does. So congratulations Danny! Let's hope you start posting more regularly so I'll stop getting asked why I have such a DEAD link on my site!
The Chatty Cathy AwardThis is a fiercely competitive field. If you get ANY of these guys at a dinner table, they will probably dominate the conversation and be an expert at EVERYTHING. These are the few individuals who would have NO PROBLEM writing War and Peace, The Illiad, or Encylopedia Britannica. In other words, they have no problem talking about everything and anything. The day you click on their blog and do not see any new post whatsoever, you can't help but wonder if they croaked. The winners of the Chatty Cathy Award are (can't pick just one):
Vince, Jim, Scotty, Paul (Bedtime Stories) and BFLJock79 .
Willpower Award These are the guys that deserve our respect for busting ass during the week to get more fit. They are always tirelessly working out with that goal of having an awesome body someday:
Hmmm... will Scotty or AtlSingleMan make this list next time? You two just might if you get off your butts! Or doI have to personally show up and bring ya'll kicking and screaming to the gym? Hmm.... TRY ME... I will be on your ass like stink on shit!
The Teddy Bear Award
This goes to the three sweetest bloggers I know. These guys don't get nearly as much traffic as they DESERVE, but they are the most kindest teddy bears: Donnell, Adam and Don. I encourage all of you readers to check out their sites sometimes. You will not meet nicer gentleman! These Bears always have something great to say and they are wonderful guys. Aint nothing like a nice Teddy Bear to snuggle up next to on a cold winter night! Too bad it is hot as hell!
Road Rage Award
The hands down winner of this award is: Sean (Defect Effect). I pity the fool that comes up to Sean after a multicar accident! From his woefully long commutes every morning and every afternoon, he'll snap pictures of himself and show a not so happy driver. Don't mess with Sean! He'll get his crowbar after your ass! :)
Most Likely to be the Villain from The IncrediblesHe is going to absolutely unequivocally KILL ME for this! But it would have to be AtlSingleMan. If any one person would get SO FIRED UP about not being able to join a team (or you link his blog), it would be this fella. He will use all his expertise to build an evil getaway on a secluded island, seek revenge on those that wronged him, and try to kill all the other super heros so he can be the only one! (kinda like being a blog counter whore)
The Blogger Who Most Resembles the Gardener Hunk from Desperate HousewivesI pretty much have to bitch slap Scotty because he is hot on this guy's tail. Admit it! Ah ha! Scotty and I have VERY similar tastes. That DRAMA QUEEN is on every boy's site that I lust after! BIATCH... you betta get back! Ha ha... Just kidding.... (not really) Ha ha. It is Matthew! You most resemble that hot gardener that Gabrielle boinks while her husband is away! Do you want to be my yardboy? I am sure Scotty would love a boy that mows his lawn AND pleasures him constantly!
The Evil Genius Award
The hands down winner of this award is my boyfriend Michael. This guy IS Plankton from Sponge Bob! He plots to turn the imbeciles at Bikini Bottom into robots and rule the world! When he gets in these moods, I throw him on the bed and show him who's boss.
The Doggie Owner of the Year Award
This award is shared by: Don, Sean (Defect Effect), and Brettcajun! If there are any of you out there that I have left off, I sincerely apologize. A dog is man's best friend. I love my children! (Boudreaux and Pierre) If I left you out, tell me about your dogs!
The Who I Want to Sleep With Award
I dare not say WHO because my Evil Genius Boyfriend will kick my ass. Those darn boyfriends! The picture to the left is a HINT of what I get weak in the knees for. I LOVE facial hair and beefy Daddy types. Look like him, and I am all yours! COUGH.... I mean I am all yours NEXT LIFETIME. Yeah, that's what I really meant! ;)
The Felicity Award
I named this award after the defunct WB show "Felicity". It was about a girl that went to high school in California and had a crush on this football STUD named Ben. After four years in school together, she finally talks to him for the first time after their graduation! She takes the chance and asks him to sign her yearbook. He writes in her yearbook that he regretted that he never had the chance to get to know her and wished her luck in her future. She asks him where he was going to college... he say's "NYU". On that whim, she decided to do something crazy and go to NYU too! They eventually became great friends. This award goes to the bloggers that I haven't had a chance to get to know personally as much as I would like to. These are: Purple Twinkie, N2Deep, E-Brechi, Pookie, Matt , Beast and Adam.
posted by Brettcajun at Thursday, July 21, 2005
27 Comments:
WOOHOO - I WON TWO AWARDS!
I would like to thank the academy and my good genes from my parents!
Definately wanna thank Sam for getting me into blogging.
You LOVE me! You REALLY LOVE me!
:-) :-)
Did you notice I actually won two awards too??? Ha ha. Isn't that downright AWFUL! That I voted for myself in my own awards show! HA HA! I TRULY AM A MESS!!!! HA HA!
Awww Brett.
First of all Woohoo. I won 2 too. :)
Second, such kind things to say, thank you dear, you are a treasure to be sure.
I'm all teary eyed now, I've never won anything before. Sniff, sniff.
Im ready for my close up now :-)
I forgot to mention my pets.
First in May,I lost my dear friend Frodo(named long before the movies thanks). He was 14.5 when he passed. He was a border collie/black cross. Extremely intelligent, friendly, even tempered and thought at 75 pounds he was a lap dog. I still miss him terribly.
However we still have 2 babies to love and cherish.
Sam (yes actually Samwise)is our 11 year old cat, a brown tabby, who is aloof and bossy. He really missed Frodo.
Our third pet, our furry rat, she is a 6 pound, 5 year Toy Pomeranian, named Casey (we didn't name her or she would have been Pip or Merry). She is very sweet, yappy (small dog disease - big time), cuddly and completely thinks she runs the house. I'll post some pics of them on my blog over the weekend.
Donnell. You really wanted to win three awards and beat us all huh? Ha ha... THAT is a CLASSIC Desperina move! ;) I look forward to seeing your babies! ;)
What a fun post! If I had posted a pic of my ass, I so would have kicked yours in the Best Blogger Ass category!
OMG...I am laughing hysterically. You are a hoot! I am excited to win awards AND be nominated in so many categories. ANd boy you hit the nail on the head...we def lust after the same bois...hehehehe. Of course I have a bf so I wouldn't actually bang any of those guys *evil grin*. I will be discussing my awards on my blog tonight but I need to go now before I get too chatty... ;)
Who me? Hot on Matthew's tail? Never...I would not go after someone so young, adorable and studly..not me...never...and I certainly don't read blogs of guys JUST because I think they are hot! Now stay the fuck away from my man!!! ;) Just kidding...sorta.
Ha Ha - Scotty - you are too funny - :-) :-)
so flattered - ha ha
now STOP fighting over me....sorta
Vince: In an ass contest, I would have done a Paris Hilton and tried to do a Whore Off in any competition with you. That ass shot was not showing my low hangers or my full cheeks. I just wanted to do a partial "to be artistic." My BF thinks it is STILL LOW RENT that I have WHORED myself on my blog! HA HA!
I was REALLY worried of all the bloggers I had mentioned, Scotty may take offense to what he was nominated for. Then I splashed his name all over the awards! I am relieved you have a good sense of humor about it.
When you do a blogger awards post, you really have to be careful with the categories. You don't really want to piss somebody off. So, I had to think of creative categories where people wouldn't be pissed if they were left off or whether they were nominated.
For those of you who feel you weren't nominated for the right category, then please let me known which category you SHOULD HAVE won. I'll keep that in mind for the future! And Vince... how am I supposed to know you would have won the ass contest? You never show your ass! (well...sometimes on your blog!) ;)
BRETT...I love a good roast and I had a blast with that post...so funny. NO link to my site is a BAD link. I think you hit the nail on the head with me so why would I get offended? I am pretty easy going unless you start moving in on Matthew...then there is hell to pay!!! LOL.
Damn...wish I would have known you previously...there are LOTS of categories I would have won...but, alas, I will wait until the 2nd Annual ones.
I do have a pup...Chocolate Lab, 15 months old, named Coty.
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I don't know what to say. First I'd like to thank the Academy and my agent. I'd like to thank my mom, my wonderful honey, God, and all the people who made me who I am today. I's like to throw aoutn a personal thanks to my hairdresser, Jaxon, my tanner, Connie Jo, and to Dr. Nesmith. A special thank to Bruce, my personal trainer who I've not seen in over a year but he tried...
And most especially I'd like to thank one sexy ass Cajun for this honor.
I will do my best to live up to the honor. And I promise not to join the Church Of Scientology lest I become like Tom Cruise.
Thank you. I love you all!
Pookie... you are TOO MUCH!!! God forbid if you would have won the Bree Van De Kamp Award, Attention Whore Award, the Chatty Kathy Award, Drama Queen Award, or The Who I Want to Sleep With Award! You would have been up here all day giving thanks! ;) Ha ha... I enjoyed your speech!
OMG...it's 9:15am and I'm back home in Las Vegas. I haven't been to sleep yet...that Blogger Awards after-party was in-cred-i-ble!!
I'm still a little drunk and I was wearing underwear yesterday, but not now?? Oh well, thanks for everything!
OMG talk about writers cramp! Baby you worked your sweet ass off on this one! Great job with this blog, I was on my ass laughing. But, I don't wanna be nice anymore. I wanna be a BITCH, A WHORE, A DRAMA QUEEN! I want it ALL dammit!
Somebody please.... I need instruction with the above, but most of all, I need a MAN.
Anyway, I want to thank the Academy and especially Brettcajun for getting me into blogging and making me the STAR that I am today! I want my STAR(assprint) on the sidewalk in front of the Bourbon Pub in NOLA, Brett!!!!!
fantastic awards my friend!!! Very accurate selections even though I hardly know any of those people (except Beast and ASM)... ;)
I'm just hoping to make the "will power award" next year... for all my gains in muscle and hard work. ;)
(particularly with two little boys running around... c'mon!)
ooh i was nominated! too bad i didn't win :( jk - congratulations on YOUR win
Awww... I got an honorable mention. Thanks man!
Hmmm -
Im thinking to myself if I want people chasing after my tail?...
I will have to get back to you on that one :-)
holy crap, I don't know how long it must have taken you to write that post, but thanks for handing me some awards!
Congratulations to all the bitches, ummm, I mean winners! We love each and every one of you!
Great awards! GREAT Awards.
You are simply the funniest blogger I have ever read. I am dying, here!
You help me realize that I think I may need to change my "image" from that of Felicity-resembling teddy bear to Butch Leather Daddy...
Brett, thanks for the award, You shouldn't have.
I would never show up empty handed, but for modesty, just be standing there in my jock and long tall Dahner boots, happy to ring your bell.
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